the universe explained

people with low self esteem shouldn’t read this. (pause for bong hit) I was thinking the other night about what a small part of the universe any given individual (you) is, really small, so small that most people- including me- don’t even know you exist. (pause for bong hit) In fact, if I went around the world asking poeple if they knew you, pretty much everyone would say no.  The universe is so big, and you are so statistically insignificant that you practically don’t exist.  I have a picture of it (the universe) I’ll post later.  For now I can describe it for you, it’s shaped like a tootsie roll and smells like cat shit.

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